Wednesday, February 15, 2023

COLLECTING

 

               The word “collective” has a strong political scent, connected as it is to the wealth-sharing philosophy of taking the land or tools of formerly independent operators and combining them into larger entities in the name of social equity. As Karl Marx put it, “From each according to his ability, for each according to his needs.” Nice thought, maybe, but it seldom worked very well.

               But while Soviet-style collectives reside in the dust bin of history, a new incarnation of the word now is on every tongue in the robustly capitalistic world of big-time American college sports. Just about every school that charges admission for its games has one or more of the things, the better to leverage the wealth created by the opening of money-making opportunities for their athletes.

               Those new riches—allowing the jocks to be paid by check rather than cash—came about in July of 2021, when the National Collegiate Athletics Association, bowing to legal and journalistic pressure, began the NIL Era, the initials standing for name, image and likeness. Now college athletes can cash in on just about anything they do off the playing fields, endorsing products, signing autographs or, even, playing catch with somebody’s kids. Thanks to the wonders of social media, they can monetize their often huge followings on the likes of Instagram or TikTok to produce incomes their parents envy.

               The powers behind the collectives are boosters, people (mostly men) who back their love of their favorite college teams with m-o-n-e-y. Booster clubs are established college institutions, existing to gather and funnel the green stuff to the schools’ athletics departments. That’s within NCAA rules (and tax deductible), but the largess of some of the good ol’ boys also extended to payments that weren’t. When I covered the 1956 University of Illinois football team for the Daily Illini student newspaper, the players joked about the “$20 handshakes” they received from boosters after games.  The practice no doubt was repeated at other schools, with inflation affecting the amounts as the years rolled by.  

               Some boosters kicked in more than could be passed by hand. The “godfather” of the UCLA national championship basketball teams of the 1960s and ‘70s was Los Angeles businessman Sam Gilbert, who kept the hoopsters in clothes, cars, spending cash and other things. Ed Martin, a Detroit numbers-racket operator, played the same role for the University of Michigan’s “Fab Four” era   basketball teams, by his own admission paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to players. For the transgressions the NCAA later stripped the school of its 1992 and ’93 Final Four banners.  

               Now, boosters can operate openly, in effect buying players for their schools if they can link their support to a commercial purpose. The collectives pool boosters’ money and expertise, and serve as middlemen. Formally unaffiliated with their schools, but actually quite close, they operate in a gray area of law and regulation that’s turned college-sports recruiting into a veritable “Wild West.” The universities used to spend their considerable political clout fending off the government hand. Now, they beg for it. The NCAA, once impervious to outside influence, sees its own bleeding away, and its very existence threatened.

               NIL money wasn’t supposed to be a lure in athlete recruiting, but by all accounts it has come to dominate it. The poster boy for the new era has been Jaden Rashada, a tall, skinny, strong-armed football quarterback from Pittsburg, California, who was on just about every college’s wish list. He’s the model of the young jock on the make, having attended three different high schools in search of tutoring, playing time and media exposure.

               Rashada made the University of Miami his initial college choice but backed off when the University of Florida’s collective reportedly put together for him a four-year NIL package worth about $13 million. When that didn’t pan out he again opted for free agency, finally jumping to Arizona State University. The value of such deals needn’t be reported, but one can surmise that ASU interests kicked in handsomely.

               The advent of NIL money coincided with a liberalization of transfer rules in college sports, and it also weighs heavily there. Schools used to subject varsity athletes to transfer limitations not applied to other students, mainly sports sit-out periods and conference limitations, but those now are gone.  The so-called transfer portal, through which kids can seek greener pastures, has come to rival the high-school route for new roster blood. Coaches have to recruit their own players annually. Needless to say, they hate it.

               The schools hate it, too, because much of the money the collectives collect used to go to them, to be spent at their direction. Some of the institutional funds go to the so-called minor sports that don’t support themselves financially; look for more cuts in those. The total amount of money available to college athletes through collective-assembled deals and those negotiated by players’ individual agents (they can have them now) isn’t known, but one published report put it at about $500 million.

 Almost all of that is going to footballers and male basketballers in the “Power 5” conferences (the SEC, Big Ten, Big 12, ACC and PAC 12). Several multi-million-dollar individual deals have been reported, including an $8 million package assembled for Nico Iawaleava, a quarterback recruit from Long Beach, California, signed by the University of Tennessee. The trinkle-down isn’t bad, though, Sports Illustrated reporting that the “baseline” deal for a Power 5 scholarship football or hoops player comes to about $50,000 annually. It’ll take some of those kids a few years to equal that figure diplomas in hand, should they find time to get them.

Wednesday, February 1, 2023

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               I turn 85 tomorrow but still have more questions than answers. Here are some of them:

               --Why did the founders think lifetime appointments for Supreme Court justices were a good idea? Wouldn’t a term like 20 years make more sense? Or how about a mandatory retirement age of 75?

               -- Relatedly, shouldn’t anyone who proposes starting a presidential term at age 80 or more be laughed off the stage?

--Don’t you love those casino ads where everyone’s a winner?

               --Don’t you wince a bit when you read about Ukrainian successes in its war with Russia? It seems to me that Putin is more dangerous losing than winning.

               --Don’t you hate it when you’re smarter than your teams’ coaches or managers?

               --Why do basketball coaches whose teams are losing by a dozen or more points order last-minute fouls or timeouts to prolong games?

               -- What does Prince Harry do? Besides complain about his family, that is.

--Why do people walk or bicycle at night on the unlighted streets of my neighborhood without carrying lights or wearing reflective gear? I’ve narrowly missed hitting a few.

               --When will England admit its error and apply for reentry to the EU?

--Why it is that when a friend and I ask a waitperson to split our check, he/she usually asks “50-50?”

               --Don’t you hate those tiny pills that get lost in the folds of your hands?

--Why is it that Republicans regard as fraudulent only elections they lose but happily accept the results of others, even in the same jurisdictions?

--How many people hobbling around with canes or walkers have undergone unsuccessful back surgery? 30%?  50%? 70%? I’d love to see a reliable report (but don’t expect to).

--Why the frantic search for motive every time there’s a mass shooting? The shooters are crazy and their reasons make sense only to themselves.

--Doesn’t the Cleveland Indians’ new name—the Guardians—leave you cold?  It sounds like an insurance company.

--Are there more-infuriating companies to deal with than the credit-reporting firms—lately by me Experian, but Transunion and Equifax as well? They plant unsubstantiated land-mine debts in your file and it’s up to you to correct them, and then they’re almost impossible to contact. There oughta be a law—lots of them.  

--Why does Major League Baseball schedule April night games in Northern cities where the weather is sure to be terrible?

--Why are some computer problems fixable by turning the unit off and then on again? Other appliances don’t work that way.

--Why am I getting so many craft videos on Facebook? I mean, watching a guy make a boat from a fallen tree was interesting, but not something I’m about to do.

--Don’t you hate dealing with people who tell you how busy they are? That type has so much to do it never gets anything done.

--Why are old people famously the targets of scams? The older I get the less tolerance I have for bullshit.

--How could bitcoins have come and gone without me knowing what one is?

--Is there a dumber cliché for an average person than “everyday American?”

--Isn’t it amazing that the best ice-hockey player in the world, Auston Matthews, grew up in Scottsdale, AZ?

--Does anyone who talks about wanting “protein” have any appreciation for food?

--Is anyone really happy about USC and UCLA joining the Big Ten? I mean besides jocks from Minnesota or Wisconsin, who’ll get trips to L.A. in the winter.

--Do you love it when the TV people wire baseball players and talk to them while they’re playing the field? I don’t.

--Is there a nicer scheduled sweet moment than hearing Chicago Cubs’ fans sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game?”

--Have you noticed that fewer companies are including telephone numbers on their websites? I guess they figure (no doubt rightly) that they’ll get fewer complaints if they’re harder to reach.

--Is it a good thing that men no longer are expected to shave?

--How come when you switch from one football game to another on TV you always land on a commercial?

--Is anything better after dinner than a mini Heath bar?

--Isn’t it worth the price of Sirius XM radio to hear Artie Shaw records on 40’s Junction?

--When did “land line” phone numbers become unacceptable for commercial purposes?

Just askin’.